Don't let this end now Slow this dance down

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

methonite:

loseegoose:

naughtyirishgirl:

superheroes-or-whatever:

wintry-soul:

nudityandnerdery:

berenzero:

batman-who:

Jedi vs Sith

I’ll take the red book, thank you.

I so want a copy of that.

My issue with Star Wars, while I do love it, is that it has to be absolute. Either you’re Sith, or you’re Jedi. There’s never an inbetween. Either you’re evil and a sadistic rage monster, or you’re a pacifist who sometimes slices bad dudes up. Obi Wan said “Only the Sith deal in absolutes” but the Jedi Order has more absolutes in its own code.

Hell, even the quote “Only the Sith deal in absolutes” has an absolute right there in it.

My problem with Star Wars is that there are too many space wizards, and not enough Space Pirates!

More sexy gunslingers in tight pants!

Well any true Star Wars fans would know that there exists certain force sensitives who follow neither the light nor the dark. They referred to as “Gray Jedi”. They don’t commit evil like Sith, but don’t act in nobility and truth like the Jedi.

#nerdmoment

^^ He’s right

korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

hammer-of-zillyhoo:

I Kind Of Want To Change My URL but I Am Attached To The One I Have: An Autobiography

noonewilleverfindmehere:

I think this is my favorite Obi-wan moment

the only good thing to come from the prequels was this and mace windu 

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

i had to google it…

theultimateginger:

artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.

I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.

Ed Sheeran - Give Me Love
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nothin-but-smiles:

wa1kingonwater:

mellamoaiko:

And all I want is the taste that your lips allow..

This song tho 😭👌🙌😫

🙏🙌❤️

I’m pretty sure my cat is smarter than most dogs

im-mr-brightside:

Ok so let me start by saying this; we have never tried to teach any of my cats tricks. i thought they would just look after themselves, and give us hugs. you know, cat stuff? 

but this cat is special. he is a genius. 

it started when he was small, we had to keep them in a room, separate from the older cat until they got there shots. he managed to work out how to unlock the door. which is impressive. but it gets better

so when he got old enough to see the older cat, him and his sister loved the old cat. so much so that they followed him around constantly. he learned a few tricks the older one had; knocking food off the side to make it “cat food” and other things that makes me call them little shits. but then he improved. he worked out that if he put the bowl in the right place, he could fill his down bowl with food, then put it back in place so no one knew it was him. cleaver little fuck. 

now fast forward to there first summer allowed outside. these two cats saw us filling a pool. and jumped right in. the older cat looked like this:

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so we worked out that these cats love water. so now we play with the water hose, and they look like drowned rats. but when he wants to play with it he pulls the hose out. like right out. he pulls it into the house and finds one of us. 

now, back to the skill of opening doors. so when he showed it could open doors we leave the door to our rooms closed. if one of the cats needs to go out to do there “business” they get him up and he lets them into our rooms. then we let them out. 

a few weeks before i moved out to uni, we heard a knock at the door, looked out the spy hole, and saw nothing. so i walked back to my seat and heard it louder so i got up and opened the door. the little fucker looked at me. he waited to be allowed to enter. the little fucker learned manners. so now when the door knocks and we see nothing in the spy hole we say “come in echo” and open the door. 

and the best part? they have taught so many of these skills to the other cats. 

oh, and he also plays fetch